My first time in the Florida Department of Corrections was by far the worst of all my time in prison…. It was there that I witnessed my first murders and suicides, and my first glimpse at true hopelessness.
As two of the K9s were busy sniffing butts and finding contraband hidden in false pockets sewn into the elastic of boxer shorts or hidden compartments in sneakers, one of the other dogs dropped a massive coil right in the middle of the dayroom.
Some pranks are more obvious and in-your-face, like going in to ‘dap’ (shake hands, kinda) with an associate and using the sole of your Croc to rake his shin to remove the hair on his leg. But to really shake things up you have to elicit the help of an accomplice.
Cooking the onion is made possible by the use of a stinger, a device used to boil water made of Brillo, wire, and a few other items which are then plugged into an outlet or lightswitch. Everyone wants onions, especially the “Sauce Man.”